Monday Morning Podcast 5-23-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2021
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Bill rambles about art, 70's flicks, and ketamine.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.2 | May 24th, what's going on? How? How's it going? How are you? How are you? |
| 0:16.2 | It's fucking hilarious. My producer was telling me like, Jesus Christ, Bill, what the fuck did |
| 0:24.0 | you talk about in the last podcast? Everybody's coming at me. Oh shit. Oh fucking Billy |
| 0:35.0 | fucking bummed out the last podcast and everybody fucking attacks fucking Andrew. Leave the |
| 0:40.3 | guy alone. All right. He's not the reason for any of bullshit. I'm going this is all good |
| 0:45.9 | shit. I'm working my way through the catacombs. You know, I'm going to have good days and bad |
| 0:52.1 | days. Everybody fucking relax. Okay. I like this shit. I like how every time you do anything |
| 0:59.3 | that people reach out just to know you can fucking call somebody. I'm so fucked up. Those |
| 1:05.0 | messages make me angry. I know it's not you. It's me. But anyway, I appreciate the concern. |
| 1:12.9 | I'm fine. All right. I'm not going to off myself. I'm just fucking going through some depressing |
| 1:18.4 | shit. I got kids. I'm not going to off myself. All right. The fucking Bruins are looking |
| 1:23.5 | great. They're up three games to one. I'm not. Yeah. Everything's fine. All right. I just |
| 1:28.1 | got some bullshit. I need the fucking cleaner of the attic there. So I can stop fucking, |
| 1:34.4 | you know, being a douche to people that I love around me. You know, and the cycle, you |
| 1:41.6 | get a car. And you get a car. Trying to do some Oprah shit here. Anyway, anyways, I've |
| 1:53.2 | been on the shut off my phone here. If you guys are into the real housewives, look, somehow |
| 1:59.0 | I'm finally into which is really a great thing for me and my wife. I'm actually I just |
| 2:04.0 | fucking watch it now. And I've I've given in. And I just make fun of them. And it's the |
| 2:09.9 | one show where I can talk and just interrupt. And my wife doesn't give a fuck because there's |
| 2:14.7 | really nothing to follow. And because of that, I've now been listening to this podcast |
| 2:22.3 | called Guess what crapens now or whatever. It's it's making fun of the it does the review |
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