Monday Morning Podcast 5-20-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Bill rambles about playoffs, talking points, and ghosting mid-date.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast.
0:05.4	Monday.
0:07.4	May 20th, 2019. What's going on? How are you? Oh, I'm in a good mood. Yes, I am. First of all,
0:21.7	your Boston Bruins. Woo! Are in the Stanley Cup Final. Everybody's let me know it's not the
0:31.8	Stanley Cup Finals. They trash me like it's not the NBA Finals. That's also fucking seven games.
0:38.2	It's the final, not finals. There's only one of them. Well, then fucking go write the NBA. You can't.
0:45.4	I love when people like to be right about fucking stupid shit like that. Like that. Like you love the
0:53.4	son. Oh, oh, oh, I guess you went to an Ivy League school. It's anyway, not any ways. Oh, okay.
1:01.6	So oh, Jesus. You know that that bear minimal fucking intelligent thing that people do like they just
1:10.5	just because they don't mispronounce fucking words and basic conversation like I do all of a sudden,
1:15.9	they fucking look at me like they're a road scholar. You know, I don't want to get arrogant here,
1:22.4	but correct me if my wrong. You hear listen to my podcast. All right, not the other way around.
1:29.6	Anyway, the Boston Bruins have advanced to the Stanley Cup Final. All right, nothing could be
1:38.9	finer than to sweep Carolina in the Eastern Conference Finals. Fuck those fucking people anyway,
1:50.7	because they they go to the staple every Sunday in the Bible belt. None of you like ice hockey.
2:01.8	You're really into hoop even though most of you are in the fucking clan. Figure that one out.
2:09.0	Never in the suit. Why the man down South like basketball so much yet does not like the black man.
2:15.2	Figure that one out. I'm fucking with you. I'm not going to do that Hollywood thing. Okay,
2:22.4	where I act like all the racism is just down South. Okay, it's right. It's out here too. Okay,
2:27.6	it's everywhere. All right. Anyway, I'm just fucking around. I am very excited that the do we win
2:34.1	one more playoff series? Well, we'll have one three. Yeah, but I say we. I mean, we, okay,
2:38.3	because I take all the fucking shit when we lose. Hey, Bill, you don't play for the Patriots. You could
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.