Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday, May 16th, 2016. How's it going? How are you? How's your life? Are

you liking your life? Are you enjoying your life? Do you hate your life? Would

you like to make a change? Well, fortunately, there's a solution with my new

seven-part eight-track tapes. I'll help you turn around your life by making me a rich

mother-fucker. First thing you do, anyways, I am in a great fucking mood. It's

actually Sunday when I'm recording this, when I'm recording this. It's Sunday and I

got the fucking juices flowing, baby!

Juices of flow, blood is flying through my system right now. Heart rate is

fucking wonderful. You know why? Because I worked out the last two fucking days in

a row in my brand-new, juroraj, fucking gym, gym, gym, gym, whoa, whoa, whoa, my new

fucking gym. It's finally done. I went back and I picked up my truck, you know, my

old fucking Ford truck that I had in storage while they finished it. They did a

phenomenal fucking job. I outfitted the whole thing with a bunch of rogue

fitness shit and I never fucking show you my house. I might have to make a video.

I might have to show you. It's a little fucking gym. It's a little cute

job. I'll give you a little before and after. You know, I might even wear my leg

warmers for you. I'll give you a quick fucking two-second tour of the goddamn thing.

I got my atomic holds up top and I got to tell you old freckles, old freckles lost

a lot, a lot of what little he had. Holy shit. I went under the pegboard. I felt like,

you know, the first, you know, the first time you ever try to do a pull-up in your

life, it's like, it's like you were born without those muscles because you

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