Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday!

May 15th, 2023! What's going on? How are ya?

Oh shit, it's Sunday, it's Happy Mother's Day. I'm Happy Mother's Day.

Do do do do do everybody bows down to you, but they don't care about other people.

Obviously you got to give it up to the moms out there. I was just like, mothers for all the things you do, just how you do it, how you find the time.

You know why they do that for engineers? I don't know how you do it. What do you mean? It's a fucking kid.

What are you just going to leave it there? I don't know how you do it, you love it.

I don't know how you do it, how do you dam up a river and drown all those animals? How do you know how many people to tell to clear out of the valley before it goes under fucking fawn and fucking feed a water? How do you do it?

How do you do what you do? How do you know what to build the fucking day? How does the water not go around the day?

It's fucking water. How do you do? I don't, you know what engineers? I don't know how you do what it is that you do, but I'll tell you this. I do know how a mother does what she does.

I don't find it confusing. I'm not saying don't respect them. I'm not saying it's not their day, but I am so sick of people scratching their heads like they just can't get their fucking head around it.

It has nothing to do with being a mother. It has to do with how fearful men are of an upset woman.

So you just have to just constantly be gassing them up to make sure God you got to make sure they feel appreciated.

If you fucking know anything, anything that, oh my, I don't know how you just sat down on that couch like that. I mean, it's just you're a woman. I mean, you're the wonderment of you.

You know, meanwhile, you know, somebody's fucking rerouting water from the top of this state and we all down here literally in these metropolis is that should not even exist.

The California aqueduct people, I don't know how you, I don't know how you did that. I still don't know how you do it. I don't know why you did it either.

Should have fucking left this place alone.

How can we get a bunch of mouth-breathing morons to live in this part of the world?

So, you know, we thought a battle, we took it over, but now what are we going to do with it?

If we're not there, the people we defeated will gradually come back into. Let's get a bunch of fucking, let's get some water down here.

We'll build some theme parks. Well, I got it. We'll have a factory, right?

It'll create jobs, but it also serves cake. Just listen to me on this one. Okay? Cheesecake. Everybody's favorite.

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