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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 5-14-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about museums, paper shredders, and getting a lawyer.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:07.0

Monday, May 14, 2018. How are you? What is going on with you? Oh, really? That is interesting.

0:17.0

I just feel like for me. Do you know, I went to a for Mother's Day. By the way, happy

0:24.4

people laid it Mother's Day out there for all the women out there who are mothers. Yeah,

0:29.4

there's nothing more important to loving and giving the way they go on and on about

0:34.6

mothers. Remember that on Father's Day, Jesus Christ. That's like a fucking blurb, you

0:41.3

know, at the bottom of the stock exchange. Oh, by the way, happy Father's Day. There's

0:47.9

nothing more important. Anyways, anyways, you know what I mean? They're the quarterback.

0:56.0

They get all the fucking glory. He has a father. You're the left tackle, you know, protecting

1:00.0

their ass and nobody gives a shit. They don't even know when you get traded. Nobody

1:03.5

sitting in the stands wearing your jersey, right? Who the fuck buys a fucking left tackle's

1:08.8

fucking goddamn jersey? Is it the guard? Is it the guard position? Is that the one that's

1:15.4

all important? Is that the one? I'm sure everybody who plays fantasy football and never competed

1:19.6

in their life will let me know that that's not exactly. It's not the tackle. It's the

1:23.1

guard. Or is it the tackle? I don't give a fuck. So we went to the the Getty Villa, which

1:32.0

is a museum. And evidently, it's by this guy John Paul Getty and John Paul Getty, evidently,

1:40.7

was a really rich guy. And like a lot of rich guys, he didn't pay any taxes evidently.

1:46.4

So he went out and he bought a bunch of art. John Paul Getty, let's see, didn't pay taxes.

1:54.8

Let's see if this comes up with anything. The reason why Jay Paul Getty refused to pay

2:02.9

16, the Billy never refused to pay kidnappers. Oh, that was good kidnappers. The tragedy

2:08.0

of the Getty's, oh, now I feel bad. What happened? Severed ears. What happened? Safari

2:14.2

can't open this page. Is this still an active case? The billionaire who refused to pay kidnappers

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