Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, May 13th,

2019. What's going on? And as the kids say,

how are you?

They don't say that. What do they see? What's crack-alackin?

Sorry, is there anything worse than when an old-like guy tries to sound like a young-like guy trying to sound like a black guy?

Is there anything worse? Bill, I think there's a lot worse if you pay attention to the news. That's my point.

That's my fucking point. Bye, now, bye, now. I'm playing, um,

I'm playing, I'm broken tonight at the goddamn comedy jam, Pantera song and mean fucking Josh Adam Myers.

That fucking song, it fits in with a lot of shit that you want to say, you know,

like how we came up with playing that song was he was going to, uh,

he was talking about, he goes, I got this tour going up for the troops. I'm going to be here in my ear, gonna be there.

And then he was trying to say, I have a Davi and when he was fucking it up and then we figured out how to say it.

And I would have been listening to that I'm broken song.

So we want,

Davi, uh, Davi, do, right? And then it just continued on way tonight. I'm at the downtown comedy club.

Downtown comedy club. Downtown, downtown.

Downtown comedy club.

Sorry, if you don't know the fucking song, you're probably like, what are you talking about right now?

Well, you know, fuck you. All right. I'm entitled to have a little fucking left turn every once in a while.

Um, I have this weird thing when I'm really in a great mood. It's really early. I'm knocking this out.

I'm in a fantastic mood, but at the same time, I think I got bit by a fucking pack of spiders or something.

Dude, my left foot is, is red as my fucking beard.

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