Monday Morning Podcast 4-23-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the common cold, a 14 yr old's dream, and being a navy seal in Australia.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.9	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, April 23rd,
0:07.0	2018.
0:08.5	What's going on?
0:09.5	How are you?
0:10.5	How's it going?
0:11.5	I'm actually recording this on fucking Wednesday, April 25th.
0:17.5	In case you're listening to this in the future, and you wanted to know what was going
0:20.2	on with me as far as my health goes.
0:23.2	Now notice I said as far as my health goes instead of health wise.
0:27.7	I learned in vocab improvement back in high school.
0:30.9	There's no such thing as the wise guys.
0:33.9	Health wise, weather wise.
0:35.9	You know, that's why I can never listen to come fly with me.
0:39.4	Weather wise is such a lovely day.
0:42.5	Hey Frank, I know you're connected, but that's improper grammar.
0:46.3	All right.
0:48.4	I'm not attacking you or you have a tangent of the fact that you're from New Jersey,
0:51.6	right?
0:52.6	You're overly sensitive.
0:53.6	So and so.
0:54.6	I'm just saying that that's, you know, I don't know who wrote that song.
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