Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for April 2nd,

2018, what's going on? How?

Welcome to April, everybody. Oh, you didn't think you'd make it, did you?

Oh, the goddamn snow, just kept rolling out of the fucking sky and all these fucking liberal

concepts talking about global warming. Oh, yeah. I'll fucking cool you off from my fucking toes,

you can't global warming. I love on people who fucking when it snows in the winter, people just go,

took global warming. I don't know, Bill, don't try to be a scientist. Okay, you've tried to be a lot

of things on this podcast and failed miserably. Why would you pick such a smart vocation to start

off with? Well, you know, because I'm an arrogant ass. Oh, did I sleep well last night? You know,

I, you know, I got my big, big birthday coming up, my 50th birthday. So my deal was there's a

certain weight I wanted to get down to and one of those gene companies, you know, that advertise on

my podcast. I can't remember the fucking name of them. It's one of those people. You know, we were two

broke college kids. So we started a fucking gene factory. It's like, well, how the fuck did you do that?

I thought you were broke. You know, you're trying to be all down to earth and next thing you know,

you got you got a fucking company. What do you tell me? You just sold them yourself.

Yeah, we'll make your parapants. That'll be about, I don't know what we got to learn on the

show first. Well, because we're broke, sir, we can't afford any sewing machines and people that

know how to operate them. Okay. Pology accepted. I'm sorry to for yelling, but you know, if you want

genes from us, it's just going to take a moment. So stand up on this thing so I can measure your

inseam. So anyways, they set me a pair of genes that were 32, 32 when I had a, you know, I was 34,

32. And now I'm 33, 32. So my goal is to get back to that. I think that's the size that I had in

high school slash when I started, started doing comedy. So I'll see if I can, I don't know, I don't

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