Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April,

2nd, 2012. How's it going? I always said 2011. Isn't that crazy for a month then? I just

did some dumb shit. I just got up off the couch and I had to close the window because I'm

in New York City right now sitting on a couch that I used to own that I sold to Joey

Roses. You know, I don't know what the fuck he did to this fucking thing. It's a leather couch. You know,

the kind of couch that a single man buys a leather couch. Easy to clean up. If you know what I mean.

All right, I don't know what the fuck he did to this thing, but I'll tell you right now, I'm glad I

don't own it anymore because the leather, the leather has lost its lust. I asked him, I'm like,

what the fuck did you do? The goddamn couch. What is this stuff on it? He's like, oh, you know,

I guess I sleep in here sometimes in my back sweats. It's fucking disgusting. It's fucking

disgusting. Joe DeRosa back sweat. It is an album title for you, huh? The couch is ruined. Thank God,

I don't own it anymore. Anyways, I'm here in New York City and you know, I'm back here in New

York City where all the real people are, right? That's what I've heard since ever since I moved

out to LA that this is where all the real people live. You know, I just don't like LA, man. It's just

so plastic and phony. Oh, yeah, I suppose all those honest guys down there on Wall Street. Everybody

tells you like it says, tells you like it is a New York City. I just saw this douchebag. No, I wasn't

looking in the mirror. He had on the tightest fucking jeans ever, yet they were still sagging in the

ass and I swear to God, you know, they look like those, well, they, one of those things called

sheens, teens, one of the tights and jeans, shingles, what the fuck did they call those things?

That they look like, but they were actually real jeans that this fucking idiot. That's like one of

those people, right? And then he gets the shit kicked out of them and then, then what? You're supposed

to feel bad. Human being, the human being, yes, you feel bad. But you know, there is such thing

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