Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's The Monday Morning Podcast for Monday.

Match 9th, 2015, how's it going? How I, oh Billy Bloodbath was fucking sick as a goddamn

dog. I think all of the world traveled caught up to me. I had a sore throat. I think I

got a bad case of fucking sauce. You know, I was over there in Southeast Asia. You know what I mean?

You got to love the Asians. The second they start getting sick, what do they do? They walk around

coughing all over everybody like they do here in America. Fuck no. They go out and they get themselves

a surgical mask. God knows they're so goddamn smart. Half of them are probably in medical school,

so they probably get them free of charge, but still, still considerate, right? I don't know.

Maybe I fucking walked by somebody over there that wasn't wearing one who should have been like the

one inconsiderate person in Hong Kong or Singapore or something. All right. They're not the reality

was as I went through all. Jesus, and this is like the best I've felt in three days. And I know what

you guys are going to say. Oh, you know what it is, Bill? It's just cigars. Well, fuck you.

I don't need to hear from you. Lettered Nimoy said a tweet on his fucking deathbed that changed my

world. All right. I'm done with the fuck. I'm not done with them, but I'm done with them.

All right. I haven't smoked in two weeks. Oh, yeah. Why are you being so country? All right. That's

good for me. It's good for me. You know, two weeks without a stoke. 16 days I've gone. And

I'm good, man. I'm not going to smoke one until I do that. The bus tour when I go down south,

man. Go down there and then fucking swore people. They down there. What are they doing? They're

down there, rastling an alligator. Boy, what you doing? I see what you're doing. It was rhetorical

question. Why don't you go way down to the swamp and see what you can catch with your foot,

drag it back on in the beach. And I'll shoot it with shotgun mom over there throwing a pot. What do

you think? Huh? What do you think? Huh? Thank you. That little skit was called the other white

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