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🗓️ 30 March 2015
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday |
0:06.1 | 30th |
0:07.8 | March 30th everybody in like a lamb out like a lion |
0:12.8 | Remember I told you guys that I was gonna go to the fucking gym. You remember I said that |
0:19.7 | Remember that you remember oh my god Stacy you remember that |
0:27.2 | Um |
0:29.2 | Well, oh Billy Freckles fucked up this week. I went back to New York City. New York City is fucking an evil |
0:37.0 | twisted place for me as far as I just have too many friends too many comrades too many |
0:43.5 | Boos bag drinking buddies. I fucking drank like Dean fucking |
0:48.0 | Martin all fucking week. I went to the gym once I played pickup hockey twice |
0:54.1 | So that's kind of like doing some cardio |
0:56.5 | I guess I walked to the subway went up and down the stairs other than that other than that it was an absolute |
1:04.5 | It was a shit show. I put on display. I put on a display of fucking drinking this past week |
1:10.8 | I'm surprised |
1:12.8 | That like you know makers mark is not sending me like some sort of trophy with their bottle on top of it all right |
1:20.8 | Oh Jesus. Oh, what did I what the fuck was I doing? You know what you know what New York |
1:26.4 | It's weird like you walk around so it's good |
1:28.8 | You know about staying in shape, but like the shit's open all fucking night |
1:33.5 | Not everything by the way because I remember back in the day when I was a kid and they were like it's the city that never sleeps |
1:39.5 | It's open 24 hours. I used to think that meant like banks hardware stores like everything was opened. It isn't |
1:46.7 | All right, everything closes at a normal fucking time like everything else except for the places where you can really get in trouble like bars |
1:54.6 | And fucking late night places to eat just every fucking dumb ass thing that you could possibly do to wake up the next morning |
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