Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

Um, now what the fuck? I thought it was March 30th, March 29th. Jesus Christ.

This month's never gonna end. I'm telling you right now, if you every year you're just like,

oh my god, the year is flying by. I know I've said this a million times, but I cannot stress enough.

How slow the month will go by if you're not partying at all. If you're straight edge, it's just, if you're just sober,

sober just slows it down. You know, you go from watching full court fast break basketball to a pictures duel.

Actually, a pictures duel takes kind of goes quicker, doesn't it?

This strike won't unless they're mowing people down. I don't know what it is. All I know is it's taken a long time.

All right. And I almost, almost smoked a cigar yesterday. My wife gave me the green light.

We were hanging out, right? We having a good time and weed is legal out here, man.

So my wife went into a store and bought herself a doobie man.

And she's like, isn't your cigar bar across the street? Isn't there cigar bar? I was like, why? Yes, there is.

She goes, why don't you meet me over there? So I say, okay.

So I go in there and I start browsing. Oh, and I'm smelling the smells, right?

And there's all these fucking guys and not a lot of guys, but there's people in there smoking cigars.

And there's cigar smokers. Say they're cool. They're not talking. They're just smoking their cigars.

They're just fucking chilling watching a game, right? It's a cigar bar. It's where adults go.

Until the broad show up and then it gets fucking late. And second they show up, you know, becomes another thing.

Unless they're cool. Which, you know, it fairness to the broads. There's very few cool guys.

And I'm going to say that I'm a cool guy, the way that all of these white people are just saying that they're woke because they said so.

Okay, if you can say your woke that I could say I'm cool. If that's how the game's played.

If I am whatever you say that, whatever I say I am, I'm going to, I'm doing remix of the M&M song.

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