Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

March 25th, 2018. What's going on? How are you? Oh, stop it. Everything's going to be fine.

Okay, shake it off. What do you think? Bad stuff was only going to happen.

And all the people every once in a while comes to you and they will shake it off. Put a smile on your

plus motherfucker. Um, anyways, uh, oh, oh, did I wake up mad this morning? What a surprise.

What a unique emotion from the freckled country have come to know and love.

Um, by the way, you know, now that I went through all of that bullshit to get on

fucking Instagram, the fact that you have to follow 9,000 fucking people or you get the same,

you're just staring at the same photo every fucking day and it's just really like, it's like a maze.

You know, you're on Twitter. You just fucking on Twitter. Now you still have to follow people.

I guess now I got to fucking go on. I got to fucking follow all these fucking.

Get on. That's my wife's telling me. Get on. Yeah, we just follow all your friends and think of

things you're interested in. So I can just be another mouth breathed dope,

staring at my fucking phone. I already, I already stare at it too much.

Um, you know, I thought I was going to get on Instagram and all I was going to see is Ascent

Teddy said, I just not seeing it. Right? It's probably because I only followed Dean Del Rey and

Joe Rogan. So what I see is, uh, what did I see? I saw Joe Rogan walking around holding a chicken

with another 40 chickens following him. All right. All these years, I've known Joe Rogan. I had no idea

that he owned chickens. You know, it's causing me to reevaluate our entire friendship. I mean,

I don't know why he would keep that from me. Does he, does he think he can't trust me with that

information? These are the kinds of things I'm going to ask him the next time I think I've had him

on here. I don't fucking know. Anyways, and Dean Del Rey is in New York. That's what I know.

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