Monday Morning Podcast 3-25-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2019
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Bern. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday match 25 |
| 0:07.0 | 2019 what's going on? How are you? |
| 0:12.2 | I'm in a fucking great mood this Monday |
| 0:15.5 | 121 days no fucking boosh |
| 0:19.5 | On Wednesday, I'll be a third through the year already 33 fucking percent |
| 0:24.6 | 33.5 whatever the fuck you need 33.3333333 repeating through the year just like that I feel great. You know it's funny it was |
| 0:36.1 | We had some people over here yesterday |
| 0:39.8 | I got some family in town, so we had a little cookout and |
| 0:44.9 | You know, I needed some space on this table so we could prep some shit |
| 0:49.5 | So I took all my booze and I just I |
| 0:52.1 | Brought it out of the kitchen and I just took it upstairs and put it in the bedroom and |
| 0:59.4 | You know just so we have another area pra me know it's not the biggest fucking kitchen, right? |
| 1:03.0 | So fucking little prep area to cook so I fucking last night I'm going to bed and my new thing I swear to God |
| 1:11.0 | To go to sleep rather than have three fucking scotches like I used to as I actually read |
| 1:16.8 | I |
| 1:20.8 | Sweated God I'm reading |
| 1:23.4 | I'm sober and I'm reading how fucking funny is that so I |
| 1:28.8 | I finished this book on Bob Kuzi and Bill Russell that I really enjoyed and I'm gonna give it to a buddy of mine because I don't like keeping books |
| 1:36.1 | They're fucking heavy they take up space and I always act like I'm gonna go back and read them again and I don't |
| 1:42.9 | So now I'm reading the the Beastie Boy book |
| 1:48.3 | Had cover edition and as I was taking the plastic off I was taking like it's just gonna affect the value of it |
| 1:53.6 | And it's just like Bill when do you sell anything on eBay never all right cool so I was reading that |
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