Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about going to the gym, Ted Kennedy and wearing suspenders.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.4	Oh, yeah.
0:05.4	Hey, it's Bill Burran.
0:07.2	It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday.
0:09.6	Monday, March 23rd, 2015.
0:14.8	How's it going?
0:15.8	How are you doing?
0:17.4	Hopefully, hopefully you're hearing this thing on time.
0:20.6	If not sooner.
0:21.6	Last week, I recorded the thing on Sunday.
0:25.4	Then of course, I brought the wrong fucking wire.
0:29.1	So I couldn't upload it.
0:32.7	And then fucking, I do my Thursday one.
0:34.6	My internet just sucks in my, I don't know what's going on.
0:38.1	In my neighborhood, right?
0:39.3	They don't want, you know, when they put those trees up, it looks like a weird looking tree.
0:43.9	But you can't really tell unless you look at it and it gives you good internet.
0:47.3	Well, in my neighborhood, they don't want that.
0:49.7	We don't want that.
0:50.7	It affects the integrity of the waves, keeping your neighborhood, right?
0:55.0	So we don't have one of those.
0:56.5	So my internet sucks a big bag of dicks.
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