Monday Morning Podcast 3-22-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Bill rambles about vaccines, curfews, and chocolate malts.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.0 | Uh, fucking March 22nd, 2021. You know, I think it was about a year ago that I was telling |
| 0:18.0 | everybody to relax. It was going to be 14 to 18 days. Everybody just fucking stay inside. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh, memories like the freckles on my dick. Um, oh, Billy got vaccinated. I want to say, |
| 0:38.4 | FISA. Did you jump the line? You pasty fucking cock sucker. Um, yes and no. Yes and no. |
| 0:48.6 | Um, I guess I wasn't, I think they now open it up to, um, to entertainers, although they |
| 0:58.2 | didn't, they weren't entertaining that in Northridge. Like I said, when I went up there, |
| 1:01.8 | we were like, yeah, when entertainers like, yeah, we don't give a shit. But they said on |
| 1:06.5 | the website, the website and us are two different things, even though they're connected to us. |
| 1:11.9 | All right. Thank you. I always wanted to see this parking garage. Goodbye. Um, no, it was |
| 1:20.6 | the end of the day at a, uh, at a drugstore. And my buddy had just got vaccinated down there. |
| 1:27.0 | And he said they got two left and they throw them out at the end of the day. Can you get |
| 1:31.8 | down here? I was like, I can't get down there until fucking. There's no fucking way I can |
| 1:35.8 | get all the way down there for my house at this hour. Oh, yeah, that's crazy talk. And then |
| 1:41.0 | he talked to the lady. God bless her. She said, I'll hang around. I don't want to throw |
| 1:45.5 | them out. It's a waste. So I said, fuck it. And I called up another comic buddy of mine |
| 1:50.4 | who will remain nameless. And, uh, we, you know, I said, hey, you know, we got to get down |
| 1:57.4 | there in like an hour. He goes, oh, that's a rough one. Um, no, it wasn't Rodney Dangerfield. |
| 2:02.3 | He's passed away. We, so we drove down there. And it was like fucking two seconds. We walked |
| 2:07.7 | in. Ladies like hello. And we're like, hello, she was cool as shit gave it to us. And |
| 2:15.6 | I, I felt fine. My arm was a little sore, but only for like, you know, about 16 hours |
| 2:22.5 | that was it was like getting any other fucking shot. It's like getting any other shot. And |
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