Monday Morning Podcast 3-18-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2019
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday March 18, 2018, 2019. What's going on? |
| 0:09.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:12.0 | What's up with you? What do you say? |
| 0:17.0 | Um, I am, uh, you know, I realized this morning when I was washing the dishes, I just come from the gym by dobo dobo dobo dobo. |
| 0:26.0 | And I did my upper body. I actually ran into somebody this past weekend. They would say, dude, I always see it the gym. |
| 0:32.0 | I was, he's like, you're always doing legs that made me feel good, you know, being a child of the 80s. |
| 0:39.0 | You never did your legs, which is all about the upper body, right? |
| 0:44.0 | Just building yourself up from the waist up like a house of fucking cuts. |
| 0:49.0 | And all it took was one leg sweep, one foot, don't put enough fucking three, 15, four times dude, one leg sleep, what dash? |
| 0:59.0 | Land on your side, separate your shoulder, right? Just covering up your skinny little legs trying to fucking kick the guy off you and some fucking |
| 1:07.0 | Parking lot that they put a tent over so they could sell some bud lights with lime in it. Remember those days, you remember that, right? |
| 1:16.0 | We get fucking hammered and then the fucking the red line would shut down and we'd have to fucking steal a car. |
| 1:23.0 | Sorry, I'm I'm pitching the sequel to Goodwill hunting. How soon before they reboot that? Right? I would say Goodwill. |
| 1:33.0 | This is the leather chair. I'm not farting profusely here. |
| 1:39.0 | What was I going to say? Yeah, the sequel to fucking Goodwill hunting. All right, Will married the check there. |
| 1:47.0 | Many driver, he marries her. They have four kids now that divorced because, you know, just hug and rob and Williams doesn't erase the childhood. |
| 1:59.0 | So eventually his demons because he is who he is came out the fucking marriage ends now they got four kids and the one that's most like will doesn't get along with them, you know, because they're so alike. Right? |
| 2:15.0 | And then I don't know, I don't know what somehow there's Iron Man there so that actually promote the movie or fucking one of those fucking God damn. |
| 2:26.0 | What is that chicken and this there's like no end in sight to those fucking movies, right? |
| 2:32.0 | It's like becoming insatiuous now now they like doing like the oceans 11 of like superhero movies. |
| 2:40.0 | He's fucking poor actors, man. You know, back in the day, he used to dream of getting a role of playing this a play and that now everybody just everybody selling there. |
| 2:49.0 | Do it. I just if I could just be if I could just be lightning man. |
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