Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday. March.

What is it? March 16th. March, March 16th, 2015. How's it going? I'm kind of under the gun here. I am trying to do this podcast as quickly as I can.

I have a weird travel week where right now it's Sunday night and or Sunday afternoon and I am doing my final two shows at the punchline in Atlanta ever.

So one of my favorite stand-up comedy clubs that I ever got to work at. I absolutely love this place. I started talking about it last week, but basically I don't know what happened.

They lost their lease. I guess they're redoing the building or some shit like that. So now they have to move it. It's literally a stand-up comedy museum and they were nice enough to ask me if I wanted to do one more night and that's what I'm doing.

And as you can hear my voice is much better. It's a little fucked up, but I'm doing much better. And oh, Billy Freckles. Oh, Billy Freckles is back in the gym.

I'll talk about that in a second, but I do have to hype something. I have a movie coming out this week. Sorry, a few more cops here. A movie that a buddy of mine, Jordan Rubin directed called Zombievers. That's right. Zombie Beavers.

You know, one of the bucket list things you have to check off as an actor. At some point you got to be in a movie about zombies. I mean, that's just my own opinion.

I mean, I am just a comedian who tries to act every once in a while, but as far as I'm concerned, you know, there's a few bucket list scenes you have to do. Right.

You got to get interrogated at some point. Get punched in the face and act like you would actually wouldn't tell the people shit. All right. You got to do that scene.

You got to do the scene where you get chased down the alley and you throw the trash can down on the cop leaves over it. And you get to the chain link fence and you start right as you halfway up. They grab you and they pull you back down. You got to do that one.

You got to get shot and killed, which I did. I got shot and killed in stand up guys got killed by Al Pacino. Huh. Doesn't get any better than that.

So once you've checked those off, there's only one thing left to do. You got to do a fucking zombie movie. You have to do a zombie movie as far as I'm concerned.

All these fucking English cunts who go over there and you know, what Oxford, whatever the fuck they go to learn how to act.

Then they come over here and they can do an accent like their fun road island and everybody gets all blown away. Fuck all those guys unless and women, unless they did a zombie movie.

So anyways, a buddy, my Jordan Rubin. Let's make in this movie. It's about zombie beavers beavers that turn into zombies. Oh, he's turning the genre right on its ear.

Obviously, the movie is making fun of zombie movies and it's obviously it's well aware how ridiculous zombie beaver movies are beavers that are zombies.

I should say so please spare me the dude. How much money did you need that you took apart in this fucking thing? It's a fun ass fucking movie.

I got to do one scene in it with the buddy of mine and you probably won't recognize him because he's got on a wig and a mustache and without giving away too much.

I think work without us the movie doesn't work. Okay, and that might sound arrogant, but if you watch the storyline, it doesn't work. So it comes out March 18th.

You know, go eat a pot cookie. Go down there. Go check out zombie beavers directed by a good friend of mine. Jordan Rubin, who I actually when I first came down to New York City, I used to do open mics and work at the Boston Comedy Club and all that shit way back in the day me and him, you know, used to perform in front of like fucking eight people around midnight or whatever.

So, you know, it's great to see him move up the ranks. He's now directing movies and shit like that and he said I got this over the top crazy fucking movie.

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