Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast from Monday.

March 11th, 2019. What's going on? How are you?

Oh, how you doing? I'm in a great move, despite the fact that I missed that fucking, the first Moto GP race of the year.

I found out direct TV.

It doesn't have it on fucking television anymore out here, which was very disappointing to me.

You know, I couldn't find it. I was scampering. I woke up in a sweat, go, wait a minute, wait a minute, does F1 start today?

I know something starts today. Hey, hey, am I going to miss it?

Right? Freaking out. OCD.

Fucking 20 goddamn races. God forbid you missed one.

So I look up F1. That doesn't start till next week down in Australia.

Okay, I already have that recorded. That's easy because that got picked up by ESPN.

So I'm like, all right, where the fuck's the Moto GP? I have direct TV. All right.

I'm not trying to talk down to all you people. That's right.

I can still afford to pay for cable. That's how fucking hard I am crushing it.

Out here in these streets, all you fucking cord cutters, huh?

Just back in yourself and do a fucking entertainment corner just sitting there with your apps and your little Netflix fucking subscription.

That's your world. Huh? What are you going to do?

Watch every episode of Narcos and then some stupid documentary to try and press your friends?

You, well, you need, you need those 700 fucking channels that they have.

300 of which are radio stations.

What are you walking away from millennials? What are you afraid of?

They're all proud of it too.

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