Monday Morning Podcast 2-22-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2021
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Bill rambles about Texas, train living, and cankles.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, |
| 0:06.6 | February 22nd. What's going on? How? How's it going? How was your week? Are you having a good one? |
| 0:20.2 | That's good. Everybody back east and in the Midwest and out in Texas. |
| 0:25.4 | Everybody out in Texas got their fucking horses frozen. That would happen. Jesus Christ. |
| 0:32.5 | Texas is hilarious, man. I love that they have their own grid. I know that they didn't work out, |
| 0:37.6 | you know what I mean, but I like what they're doing out there. You know, I guess there's the East Coast |
| 0:42.3 | grid, the West Coast grid, and the Texas grid. They was just like, fuck you. We're having our own |
| 0:47.0 | electricity, right? You know, and like most people when they're working it out, you know, there's |
| 0:53.0 | going to be a little bugs, but you wait. You wait someday. You wait someday when some tariffs |
| 0:59.0 | comes over here and pisses on some fucking transformer out in the East Coast. Nobody has power, |
| 1:05.0 | right? And another one does it out in the West. They think they got the whole fucking country, |
| 1:08.6 | but Texas will still be up and running. They're pop saying, it froze over. They're still going to be |
| 1:14.6 | up and running, and that's going to be it. And they're going to have a two pronged attack. You |
| 1:20.4 | send half your crazy fucking Texans with their AR-15s and their fucking cattle prodders to the East |
| 1:27.1 | and the other half out to the West and they'll fucking settle it, right? Then all the liberal |
| 1:32.3 | Larry's on the coast are going to have to sit down and be like, you know what? Okay, so like, yeah, |
| 1:39.4 | I mean, I guess AR-15s and cattle prods can work in certain situations, but I just want to say for |
| 1:46.4 | me that when that guy peed on the transformer, I was in the middle of a boat, Jack's meeting. |
| 1:55.5 | Anyway, shout out to anybody and fucking, and I'm going to, you know what I'm going to shout, |
| 1:58.9 | I'm just a shout out right now to the real men, the real men and women in Texas right now who can |
| 2:05.1 | actually listen to this, because there's a lot of people that go to Texas, right? They go out there, |
| 2:09.8 | they buy a pickup truck and some cowboy boots. They start walking a walk, right? Listen in a |
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