Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday, February 15th, 2021. What's going on? Oh, yeah. How's it

going? Oh, happy day. Happy day after ventalent time. Stay happy after

Valentine. I can't fucking say. I didn't work out the lyrics. Everybody

Valentine's Day is over. That's great. You got through it. You know, she won't

put the screws to you and bring up the fucking pressure. What is with all bills

going in? Is he going in? Oh, he's standing up. He's taking off his coat

because he's an old man and he was a little chilly. The coat is coming off. I

got something to say. I'm an old man and you can't should listen to me. I

don't understand. What is with the ladies, the fucking pressure?

Constantly applying. They were in the full court fucking. What do they call that?

I don't know. I don't really think all basketball. Full court fucking

defense. What do they call it? Full court press. Who the fuck knew

Kansk Kentucky was five and thirteen? I didn't know that. They usually got

that one fucking guy ready to just, you know, explode. You know, John

Calapari comes walking in. He's like, I'm gonna tell you right now, lady.

That kid right there is gonna be the NBA in one year. He just has to come here.

Then he's gonna go there. I'm gonna go to the draft with them. All right. It's

called his pay to spade. College of bullshit. All right. There they're building

entire fucking wings of universities off of kids with talent like your son.

He's gonna be the NBA. Millions of dollars. His own sickle line. Horse

waiting for him after every game. All you gotta do is kill one season here.

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