Monday Morning Podcast 12-9-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2024
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about corporate scams, sucking on a chili dog, and the price of a men's haircut.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 9th, 2020. |
| 0:10.0 | What's going on? How are you? How's it going, man? How was your weekend, man? I actually had a great weekend. I really did. |
| 0:26.9 | Look at me sounding surprised. I actually, you know, I had a weekend and I enjoyed it. God |
| 0:31.5 | damn it. I didn't do much of anything. I took a drum lesson, finally. |
| 0:38.2 | I haven't taken a drum lesson forever. |
| 0:40.4 | I've sort of been revisiting some Alex Van Halen stuff |
| 0:44.1 | that always confused me. |
| 0:47.1 | And I'm still confused because he's a beast, |
| 0:49.8 | but all of a sudden, you know, |
| 0:53.1 | a lot more of it makes sense, as far as I can understand it or whatever. |
| 0:59.6 | So I played my drums there. |
| 1:02.0 | And I'm trying to have like Billy chill days, which I don't know how to do. |
| 1:07.1 | You know, I just fucking try to just sit down and do nothing during the course of a day and what |
| 1:12.5 | happens is then my demons catch up with me so you know if you have somebody in your life and |
| 1:19.1 | they just cannot fucking sit still and they're always moving around you know what do they |
| 1:25.0 | used to call people like that he He's always fidgety. |
| 1:29.2 | He's always fussing about and blah, blah. |
| 1:34.3 | It's like, no, he or she had a lot of fucked up shit that happened to him when they were a kid. |
| 1:45.1 | Like, if there's somebody that you live with and they move about the house like a moth or a bat. |
| 1:48.0 | Yeah, that means something. |
| 1:51.2 | Look, well, I don't have any background of psychology, all right? |
| 1:53.5 | Obviously. |
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