Monday Morning Podcast 12-5-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
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🗓️ 5 December 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Bill rambles about sneaker shopping, rituals, and testosterone.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, December 5th, 2022! |
| 0:12.0 | What's going on? How are ya? Holy shit, the fucking years almost over, dude! |
| 0:19.0 | Let me shut off the heat here. I got it cranking and it's fucking making too much noise in my ears over here. |
| 0:26.0 | Anyway, yeah, another fucking year, almost over. Am I shutting this fucking thing off right now? You gotta go over here, you hit off. |
| 0:36.0 | And then it goes for another fucking three minutes and then it finally shuts off. |
| 0:40.0 | Holy shit, what a weekend of football that I missed! I was being daddy daycare this whole weekend, |
| 0:47.0 | which I mean if you're gonna miss a bunch of great football, which I did, shocking upsets in the NCAA. |
| 0:54.0 | Unbelievable results! |
| 0:56.0 | I was hanging out with my kids. My son's going through this, I don't know, this euphoric period of loving his dad. |
| 1:07.0 | And I am enjoying every minute of it. So, I mean, if he's gonna be this excited to see me, you know, something's gotta give and that was the, uh, watching the football. |
| 1:19.0 | But right now I got on the Raiders vs. Chargers. I took the Chargers. What a fucking beautiful stadium that is. |
| 1:26.0 | I went to a game there like last year or something like that. I'm gonna be there for Raiders vs. Pats. |
| 1:34.0 | Right the day after my tour and speaking of the end of the year, things are winding down. The film is finally gonna be finished. |
| 1:43.0 | That's gonna be wrapped here in about...Sember 13th. My tour wraps on December 16th. |
| 1:50.0 | And then I'm gonna have a bunch of free time to spend with my wife and family, which is gonna be fucking awesome. I cannot wait. |
| 1:58.0 | Um, I missed the games, but I did see, you know, the results of what happened. USC inexplicably loses to the Utah Jazz. |
| 2:08.0 | I don't even know who they are. The Utah something or others. The Utah BY viewers. |
| 2:15.0 | Um, congratulations to them. Knockin' off USC, USC, Jesus Christ. |
| 2:23.0 | Fucking blew it. They're in the playoff and then TCU loses. TCU, come on, forobs! |
| 2:30.0 | TCU, like fucking wins. When they need to win, they win. That is the first time in a long fucking time. I've seen them fuck up a game. |
| 2:41.0 | Even though I didn't see it. I saw the friggin' highlights. The old analytics, let's go forward or whatever. |
| 2:46.0 | Which I've given up on because the analytics are proving me wrong every week. |
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