Monday Morning Podcast 12-28-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Bill rambles about technology, c**t neighbors, and salads.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.0 | December 28th, 2020. What's going on? How? Why? Yeah. It's the last Monday of the fucking 2020. |
| 0:18.0 | Sorry. Hey, you know, there's a lot of people right now saying, you know, talking a lot of shit about 2020. |
| 0:32.0 | You know, thank God, you're fucking years over. If you think that the beginning of January is going to be any better than the end of December, just because the number went from 20 to 21, you're sadly mistaken. |
| 0:44.0 | All right. It's not about years. Okay. It's not about years. I don't know what it's about. I don't know. I think next year is going to be fucking amazing though. I really do. I just want to see how this whole thing plays out. Okay. |
| 1:04.0 | So we got dumb, dumb is leaving office. And now we have a dude who I think has dementia, a warmonger with dementia is coming in. And they're both liberal areas. But for some reason, they love keeping people of color in prison. |
| 1:17.0 | I don't know what nonviolent in prison. So this is going to be really weird here. |
| 1:23.0 | We're going to see. And then the vaccines coming out. And then you got all these people that are going to take it. And then people say, don't take it. And then it's going to be all this amazing misinformation presented as fact is going to be on the internet. |
| 1:37.0 | I don't know. All I know is my doctor took it. So, you know, I mean, how big is this conspiracy? It's that big that even doctors are in on it that that I can go see. |
| 1:48.0 | Not like the, the, the builderburg group doctors. |
| 1:53.0 | You know, the ones that keep Dick Cheney alive. |
| 1:58.0 | It's all the way down to my doctor that I can just call them up. Yeah, come on down Tuesday. I'll take a look at you. |
| 2:06.0 | We shall see. Oh, Billy salad face. |
| 2:13.0 | Well, Billy salad face been crushing it. Well, Billy had a lettuce. Oh, that was a weird burp. Did you hear that? |
| 2:20.0 | That's that one where you're like inhaling and you still burp. So it like goes off inside inside your body. |
| 2:28.0 | You know, like one of those maniacs in the military finds a bomb. |
| 2:33.0 | And they put that thing around it and they get it to go up. We get it, Bill. We get it. We also burp. |
| 2:40.0 | Yeah. It's raining out here. It never rains in California. |
| 2:47.0 | Remember that's not the boy. Don't they warn you. It pours. Man, it pours. |
| 2:53.0 | Yeah, I went outside and I did some dad shit. I went out and I stood in the driveway. You know, |
| 3:01.0 | like spread apart, like a state trooper. Arms crossed, just watching the water coming down the driveway, |
| 3:06.0 | making sure it's going down the drains, clearing out the leaves and all of that shit. |
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