Monday Morning Podcast 12-24-18
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2018
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday |
| 0:07.5 | December 24th |
| 0:10.0 | 2018 oh |
| 0:12.3 | It's the most wonderful time of the year |
| 0:18.6 | You went to your last fucking Christmas party and you stopped your fat face |
| 0:24.0 | And now your wife is going to drag you to midnight mass |
| 0:33.0 | God for fucking bed. You like me God for fucking bed. You just stay home one day |
| 0:39.3 | 24 hours just fucking stay you wake up |
| 0:43.0 | You get fucking go down and get some breakfast. You scratch your bullshit, right? |
| 0:47.6 | Then you're mosey on into the fucking living room. You turn on the heat |
| 0:58.2 | Right nice toasty fucking house |
| 1:01.8 | God for fucking bed |
| 1:04.9 | God forbid |
| 1:06.5 | Your lays about to when fuck all as they say across the fucking way there right God for fucking bed |
| 1:12.8 | Now if there's always has to be some fucking social event you have to go to |
| 1:20.7 | It's unfuckin believe I'm literally telling her going like listen. This is my time off |
| 1:24.4 | This is this is my time off and then it's just gonna immediately |
| 1:30.0 | January 2nd third whatever the fuck it is |
| 1:32.5 | I'm on a plane the flight to the other side of the fucking world to essentially do two shows a night for 10 straight fucking days |
| 1:38.6 | Oh Freckles here in a spring chicken anymore. Can I fucking just just can I just stay here for fucking one day one fucking day |
| 1:47.2 | Can I fucking at one fucking day? |
| 1:50.2 | I thought it would be nice |
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