Monday Morning Podcast 12-2-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about pitch meetings, Thanksgiving, and 'gratuities'.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.5	It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.
0:08.2	December 2nd.
0:10.1	Oh, what a fucking pass.
0:13.5	No interference.
0:14.7	Look at the NFL, letting them play.
0:16.9	December 2nd, 2024.
0:20.2	What's going on? How are you? Um, oh, Billy's back. He's back. Oh, Billy's back. Back again. Guess who's back? Tell a little friend.
0:41.2	I didn't do a podcast on Thanksgiving.
0:45.0	I plan to, but, you know, I got to talk around this.
0:46.2	We had some friends over.
0:51.5	And, you know, you ever smoke weed with people who smoke weed all the time?
0:53.5	They have different weed.
0:59.0	This dude, I love him to death.
1:02.1	He told me this shit was an, he called it an afternoon weed.
1:04.7	Yeah, it's a sativa.
1:06.0	You know, it's an afternoon weed.
1:08.1	I took three hits of that fucking thing. And I don't think I was, I was, I was at Thanksgiving,
1:18.9	but I wasn't at Thanksgiving. You know, I was, you know, I was, I was there. I was eating. But just, Nia said like nine times, don't, don't talk to him. He's useless.
1:28.9	It was like a couple of moments where, you know, it was a dad moment.
1:34.2	And someone was going, oh, you know, blah, blah, blah.
1:36.3	I felt bad the next day.
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