Monday Morning Podcast 12-19-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, hearing loss, and airline pilots.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 19th, 2022. |
| 0:10.0 | Almost the end of 2022. What's going on? How are you? |
| 0:15.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:18.0 | Jesus Christ. I mean, why don't I even talk? |
| 0:22.0 | Is there anything else to talk about other than that game yesterday? Well, Bill, there's a lot of things to talk about. |
| 0:28.0 | You could talk about the World Cup. Evidently, it was the greatest final of all time. |
| 0:34.0 | I missed it, missed most of it, then I watched the end of it. |
| 0:40.0 | And even that part was exciting. I watched. |
| 0:44.0 | I don't even know what part I watched. And then they, I guess they do the penalty kicks in the end because everybody's tired. |
| 0:50.0 | You couldn't just keep running around out there. Is that what it is? It did. It was amazing. |
| 0:54.0 | There's a lot of people to think I actually don't like that sport or that I really don't understand it or anything like that. |
| 1:00.0 | And the reality is, I just like it. You guys don't keep telling me this. These fucking idiots. |
| 1:04.0 | I was sitting there tweeting going like, I mean, you know, the end of the day I could hit a penalty kick. |
| 1:10.0 | No, he's fucking people just look. You actually you couldn't. You couldn't. You think you could, but you couldn't. You love fucking hurting. |
| 1:16.0 | It's like, dude, I would be lucky if I hit the fucking ball and didn't follow my back. I'm just fucking around. |
| 1:22.0 | So congratulations to Argentina. |
| 1:25.0 | You know, not only do they win their first one, since I want to say 86. |
| 1:32.0 | Is that what it was? They wanted 78. 86. That's right. |
| 1:37.0 | Congratulations to them. And I always, I love everybody in South America because they like the same bands I do. |
| 1:44.0 | They fucking, they go nuts when they go to the AC DC guns and roses and all those bands I like, Montlegreux, when they fucking go bananas. |
| 1:52.0 | So good for them. |
| 1:54.0 | You guys know I love friends. I was kind of I didn't carry the way to be honest with you. |
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