Monday Morning Podcast 12-12-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about useless internet searches, Kirstie Alley, and hungry pet snakes.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday |
| 0:05.8 | December 12 |
| 0:07.8 | 2022 |
| 0:13.1 | How are you? What's going on? How are you? How you doing? How you doing? |
| 0:18.2 | Jesus Christ |
| 0:20.6 | You know, you know when you try to fucking look I'm just jumping right in I don't give a shit |
| 0:24.4 | You know when you just go to fucking look something up |
| 0:26.4 | What is the origin of this? |
| 0:30.0 | Right |
| 0:32.0 | And what do they do you get on the thing there's a zillion fucking ads and they rewind the fucking story like nine months |
| 0:38.9 | Nine years nine decades nine fucking centuries |
| 0:43.2 | It's like the Lily just goes like well first of all why are we asking this? |
| 0:47.3 | And I'm like who can't stop fucking I just want the fucking answer |
| 0:50.5 | That's literally like sitting there saying to somebody like what's two plus two? |
| 0:55.8 | Well before we say that answer that what are numbers and why did we feel the need to create them? |
| 1:03.0 | My dumbass finally figured out that the reason why they do that is |
| 1:07.5 | So that you have to keep reading this shit while all these ads go by and they get credit for you fucking looking at them |
| 1:15.3 | You know what I mean? It's is there one fucking honest |
| 1:18.9 | Cunt in the world and it all comes down to the fact that it's one giant Ponzi scheme and these fucking suits |
| 1:28.0 | Have us all scamper and trying to make a fucking dollar as much as we can which by the way |
| 1:33.0 | By the fucking way |
| 1:35.0 | We're to fuck did all these Bitcoin people go |
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