Monday Morning Podcast 11-9-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Bill rambles about election results, future governments, and sink holes.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning
0:03.7	podcast for Monday, November 8, 2020. What's going on? How are you? How's it
0:12.2	going? How are you? How's it going? I got great news, Dad. I got
0:21.9	some tour dates coming up. I'm fucking getting back out there again, doing some
0:27.3	COVID safe. Which all comes down to you guys. How you behave at the shows. But I
0:32.1	mean, we're doing our best to make sure you fucking air animals behave the way
0:35.6	you're supposed to. Well, where are you going to be, Bill? I'm going to the
0:39.2	great state of Texas Wednesday, December 2. I will be in the city that killed John
0:47.4	F Kennedy. Dallas, Texas. At the AT&T performing in a net strouse square and on
1:02.0	Friday, December 4. I'll be in Austin, Texas, home with a dirty white hippies in
1:09.0	Texas. They make them all go there. So they don't have to look at them in
1:13.6	respectable parts of Texas. I'll be, let's see, Friday, December 4th, Austin,
1:20.7	Texas. There you go. And on Sunday, December 6th, I'm going to be in Houston,
1:30.7	Texas at the White Oak music hall. Houston, Texas, home of the shiny, never seen
1:40.5	the off road or a hard days work. Four door pickup truck. I've never seen so
1:48.0	many shiny fucking pickup trucks that literally look like they just came right
1:51.1	up the showroom. I don't know. People just like, I got to have truck, get out of
1:55.0	truck and catch it. Gonna wear a big 10 gallon and have truck. But personally, I
2:00.0	love trucks. I saw one today that was basically the sister or the brother to my
2:05.7	truck. Look, it was a 67 or 68 F 100 and it was in that Wimbledon White that
2:10.2	Ford had back in the day. And if I was an idiot, you know, when I just kept
2:18.3	buying everything that I fucking ever want, I would get that truck too. And then
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