Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 5th,

2012. How's it going? How are you? As you can tell, this is once again one of these ones I'm doing

from the road. I don't have a mixer. I was supposed to buy a really small one, but then I went to,

I don't know, I bought this giant one. Like, I guess it was going to sound better than my other one.

I don't fucking know, but all I know is it's too big to take on the road and then I was going to buy

a small one, but I'm here in New Orleans and they, I don't know, I don't know where to fucking buy

one in New Orleans. And I know all you cunts who are from New Orleans are like, dude, what the fuck?

There's a zillion places, you know, that have music. Yeah, well, where are they? Okay, I don't know

where they're at. I don't know what the fucking look up and I got, I got to be honest with you,

like, you know, New Orleans is, it's a great city, but it's one of the shadiest, I put it up there

like my top, maybe four or five shady cities that I go to, you know, and if you'd like the list

in no particular order, it would be San Jose, is shady, downtown Cincinnati past five o'clock.

These, all these, all these cities past five o'clock is shady. Cincinnati Detroit all day.

All day Detroit all day Cleveland. Is that five? Is that four to add to fucking New Orleans?

This is the one thing I will say is fucked up is San Jose Cincinnati Cleveland and Detroit are

just as far as being like I don't feel safe past five PM because anybody with who actually has

ever filled out a W two form seems to go home at five o'one before that second shift to fucking

zombies hustlers and God knows fucking where wolves come out. I would say New Orleans,

I can't put my finger on it. It's got this great music, it's got great people, but it just has that,

you know, you're going to get your throat slit if you go down the wrong fucking street vibe. It really

does. And this is what they don't have in their little tourist, you know, fucking brochure

because it is great and you can't, you know, go on a fucking riverboat, you can go down to Bourbon

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