Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, November 1st,

2021, what's going on? Oh, yeah! Holy shit people! It's November 1st. This is like election week, you know, for people who pay attention to politics.

This, you know, it was almost a year ago. We got rid of that orange racist in favor of a warmonger with dementia.

I think they're a combined 236 years old or something. Who knows people? Who even knows what's going on?

Why am I fucking headphones so quietly, but the volume appears to be so loud. I don't know what it is. Who knows? Who the hell knows? Anyway, it's nice to be here good to talk to you.

It's super Tuesday tomorrow in the local elections for your managerial, gubernatorial, lane duck.

When will that be considered offensive? He's a lane duck candidate. I don't think talking about a wounded bird is the proper way to try and describe the human being.

I mean, don't we have enough advantages over ducks? Isn't it bad enough that the French don't let their models eat while they force feed these fucking birds?

So the managers, the fat fuck managers of those skinny models can eat the fat duck in front of the quivering model. Isn't that enough?

Do we have to say lame duck? Why can't we just say not elected, not reelected or not not seeking. I will not seek.

No, we're not seeking. I do not desire it. No, we're not seeking another term. I'm LBJ. I'm getting the fuck out of here. You enjoy your war.

What the Vietnamese people. Anyway, I hope you guys had a nice weekend. I had a great weekend. You know, because it was Halloween yesterday. Dooby-dooby. Do's beginning of the holiday seasons.

And mom and dad are taking their kids out to go trick our treating.

Man, I heard some fucking crazy names when I was out there. Somebody called their kid army. I swear to God.

Leo, where's army? You called your kid army? What? I support the troops. Army. Yeah, I mean, just, I mean, I mean, Bill Bob Joe, that's just fucking eons ago.

I feel like my name at this point, like pretty soon people are going to know just by hearing my name, my first name being Bill, they're going to be like, oh, yeah, that guy's like 70, right?

Like, it's like Ebenezer.

Oh, let me look that up. I got to see how popular is the name Bill. Let's see if I'm still hanging in there. How popular is the name?

Like, you know what name I think is going away like Doug. You know, Doug, I think that's going most viewed bills. No, how popular is the name Bill?

Boy, name Bill trends popularity of bills. Okay.

I mean, it was fucking, there was nobody 1880s. It was very few 1898 all of a sudden around World War One. Everybody write through World War Two, man, it just kept going up and up and up and up like it was never going to come back down again.

It was not that I was only in the 50s. It came back in the 60s and oh my God. It's just what?

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