Is this on? Is this all right? Here we go. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

Monday. Yes, October, what's today? The 28th, 29th, the 30th. It's going to be the 30th. This is my first live one ever. I'm sitting on, at the very best, a very metro sexual couch.

This looks like a lot of guys, blue other guys on this thing. This is sort of the reverse W Hotel, the way they have this thing.

Like the W Hotel, it just looks like everything's been gizzed on, and that a bunch of yellow douche has had a threesome there or something.

This looks like, is there like a gay chain of hotels that just caters to gay people?

You know, see this is why this is going to be weird with the live crowd because to me that was no big deal. Everybody got real quiet there. Like that was a problem.

Is he trashing gay people? Is he saying that there should be segregated hotels? No, I am not.

Okay, I'm just saying that it would be nice if you could separate them from the general population in the hotels. Okay, that's what I'm running on.

I'm going to out hate Trump and fucking whenever the next stupid election is going to be, I'm going to out hate him.

I'm just going to start calling him a pussy and I'm just going to fucking, I'm going to hate even more than him.

Then I'm going to get elected and then I'll tear down whatever part of the wall he made.

Which I know is a hot button issue here in Arizona. Oh, yeah, they should have the wall. Oh, they shouldn't.

Yeah, that's what I would run on a platform. I would run on a platform that gay people should have their own hotels.

I'm so sick of walking into lobby seeing men holding hands with other men and just started off on something bizarre like that.

Just so I can watch my opponent go, wait a minute, I never even thought about hating this. You know.

Why won't Hillary Clinton go away? Why can't she just understand that nobody likes her?

She just fucking hanging around just like that fucking kid who just shows up like nobody tell her there's a party and then she shows up.

You know, you know what happened with her? No one ever poured blood on her in a fucking prom.

That's what they should have done to finally fucking get rid of her. You know.

She just keeps hanging around like she's a winner.

You know, did Jim Kelly hang around after losing four fucking super balls? He didn't.

He fucking disappeared never he wants to a while and NFL crew finds the fucking guy and goes, hey, Jim, let's talk about your career.

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