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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 10-21-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about these damn kids today, mom skanks, and sports fans.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday

0:05.8

October 21st

0:08.2

2019 what's going on? How are you?

0:12.6

How are you man? How's your goddamn day going in that type of bullshit?

0:19.0

I woke up. I woke up and said you good fucking mood. I just I just blew a gasket. Yeah

0:23.9

What what else is fucking new? How many gaskets do you have left Bill?

0:28.2

You know if like the last 10 days these fucking Google cuts every time I go to open my my fucking email

0:36.9

There's like I swear to God like eight different security like

0:42.4

Things I have to click on and then go through all of this crap basically to give them a

0:48.4

permission to monitor me

0:52.5

It's unfuckably, but of course I hit no to as much as I can to try and figure it out

0:56.9

I still haven't worked my way through the whole fucking thing and

1:01.2

I know there's all this fine print and all the shit. I just don't I don't understand

1:06.9

What people's fascination is with spying on other people

1:13.6

Like how fucking paranoid you fucking Google I think you got it wrapped up

1:18.2

We're just gonna do if you and just to let you know hitting pile of pause. I can't say no

1:29.1

I can't say no stuff fucking paying attention me. You fucking weirdo

1:34.0

Follow me down the street

1:36.0

You know, I can't say no best I can do is pause it and

1:40.4

Then they go just to let you know

1:42.4

By hitting pause, you know, it's gonna be a little more difficult to look up some of the YouTube videos

1:48.7

You've already seen before it's like hey, cunts. I know what I want to see and I know that type

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