Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday!

August 10th, 2022. I love saying that, 22. It's almost over.

Oh, cheese was sliding into the holidays there. You go to your local grocery store.

The pumpkins are out. You know, got to get a good one. Don't pick it up by its stem, Dorothy.

Dirty! Oh, I told you not to pick it up by the stem, didn't I? I'm not coming down on you.

God, you can't tell or anything. You know she's on her third marriage. It's probably because she grabs a cock like that.

Anyway, you go into the grocery store. You know what's hilarious when all of a sudden it's the holidays?

This just sugar. Fucking right up at the front of the front of the store. You come in and there's all the candy for Halloween, the candy coins.

Who the fuck is still buying that shit is beyond me? The candy coin. Is that like hipsters buying that ironically to act like it's like good candy or something like that?

Is there hipsters anymore? Have they disappeared? Are hipsters like rollerblading? The one, the one fad example that I always go to?

It's like rollerblading. You know, there's plenty of other fads I could, it's like slavery. You know, everybody was doing it and then after the 1860s they were like, what? I wasn't doing that.

Black people were selling other black people into slavery. The same justification for slavery people used for rollerblading. They don't. See this why I stick with rollerblading.

I keep it small on this podcast. Just like my brain. Okay. The same way if you're in aviation, you fly within your limits,

within limits of the aircraft and more importantly your own limits. I like that more importantly your own limits. Well then what if you like Chuck Yegge?

You take my little egg beater up your fucking limits away beyond my thing. Christ you'll break it apart.

Jesus I don't even know what I'm talking about. Oh I know you go into the grocery stew and they got all the sugar up front right. It's all it's going to be it's just going to be sugar and flour and eating and fucking and sucking. It's going to be it's going to be all of that.

And I think it's like that. You know obviously everybody loves the holidays but I think that towards the end of the year is one of the few times that people have the time to actually take stock in what the fuck is going on in their life.

What is going on in this runaway train of time that just keeps fucking cruising past and I don't seem to be getting ahead. I don't know what's going on and that's the I think you know if you went back into the history books.

If you looked back and saw when the seeds for the American revolution happened I bet I bet it was between October and December you know because there wasn't a bunch of sugar laying around there wasn't any candy corn or any M&M's or any of that shit right there wasn't any hairplugs.

So Ben Franklin sit in there you know looking like David Crosby. There's dumbass glasses he's getting older he still likes the ladies he's getting deep in the cup you know and people sitting there you know he's thinking like I mean how many more years can I be this jolly fat guy with the kite and still get some fucking you know pilgrim pussy.

This is all true by the way.

So I need to have some sort of power was he was he around that I don't even know if he was that he when did he fly the kite was it in the 18 it can't be in the 1800s because they never they never really got into the 1800s when I was in high school they didn't want to do all that shit they completely ignored slavery they just sort of were and I'm

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