Monday Morning Podcast 10-1-12
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2012
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, October |
| 0:07.0 | 1st, 2012, um, first day of October. I got a question for you. When is the fucking |
| 0:14.3 | summer going to end? You know, I don't want to be these guys, one of these guys who the |
| 0:19.3 | first time is a fucking heat wave starts going see this global warming. I think I proved |
| 0:25.5 | my point, you know, like when it snows in February and the people who don't believe in global |
| 0:30.4 | warming go like, well, gee, what happened to global warming? It's fucking snowing out. Yeah, |
| 0:34.8 | it's supposed to. It's supposed to. It's fucking January. You dumb cunt. Um, yeah, I'm going |
| 0:42.6 | out to LA and we're going to have another five day fucking heat wave, like 99 fucking |
| 0:47.0 | degrees every goddamn day. And I don't have air conditioning in my house. You're going |
| 0:52.9 | to laugh at me now. You know, I kind of live in an area where we get a nice breeze. And |
| 0:59.3 | I was told that by the people who I bought the house off of that, yeah, that's really |
| 1:02.9 | not a problem. Can you believe that they were deceitful? You know, it sucks about having |
| 1:12.4 | a fucking house is every time you think you got everything fixed. You know, it's just |
| 1:19.2 | something else comes along. I thought I was finally caught up. I widened the doors |
| 1:23.4 | in the garage. I got the goddamn hot water fucking thing outside. I went tankless. I got |
| 1:30.3 | that done. I fixed the fucking cabinets. You know, I got screens on the windows. The |
| 1:39.8 | fuck else did I do? I got the stupid fucking thing fixed that, you know, the hot air goes |
| 1:45.5 | out of on the laundromat on the on the on the dryer. All these little, country knick-knack |
| 1:51.1 | fucking things. And I was thinking all I got to do now is have somebody fucking get my |
| 1:57.0 | chimney up to code and then clean out some other goddamn thing. And I was done. Now, and |
| 2:05.5 | I got to put a new roof on it too. So I'm taking all right, the roof, that's the most |
| 2:11.3 | expensive thing. I'll get that thing done, right? What's the point of fixing everything |
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