Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday.

January 31st, 2022.

What's going on? How are ya? How's it going? Huh? Your back east? Was there a fucking Norris to do?

Dude, it's the fucking perfect storm. You got a westerly wind coming off the lake and fucking buffalo,

filled with it frozen tears of their fucking fans after they choked away the fucking game last week.

Dude, I didn't choke it away. It was a fucking coin flip.

Well, whatever dude, they should have said heads. That fucking water came right over fucking Lee Massachusetts,

fucking exit two off the fucking mass turnpike. It got caught up in wealthy.

There was make such a big fucking deal about the goddamn snow and they're always looking at the drifts.

Look at that door. Jesus Christ. Look at that door in the corner of that building.

It's got to be up to your neck. Yeah, but look at the snow rounded.

All that I saw was was manageable situations.

Okay. It's manageable. Everything is manageable. You wait. You fucking wait.

I'm not saying it wasn't a bad storm. I wasn't even out there. I was out here in the sunshine, baby.

I was enjoying myself. How was it back east? Huh? You got your little ice scraper out.

Is that fucking dead fucking back and forth sound? Oh my God.

I remember that coming out there. The crunch of the fucking snow and ice under your boots.

My car isn't going to start. I know it's not going to start. Look at it. It's wrapped in a fucking cocoon of snow.

W of the, w of the, w of the. W of the, w of the, w of the, w of the.

Right, and you finally get the fucking thing going and you ask of be on that cold fucking vinyl seat.

You know, and the best part was when you were best.

Part is starting your car was when it was warm enough that could you could actually go back inside.

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