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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 1-3-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Bowl games, dictators, and Carlin.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday

0:05.5

The first Monday of

0:08.6

2022

0:10.0

January 3rd

0:12.5

2022 2000 and Doug Flutey

0:15.6

Oh, we got it. He did it. He did it. Flutey did it

0:21.1

The orange ball 1984. I'm sorry

0:24.2

What's going on man? What's going on man? How was your new year?

0:28.4

Is it your new years? Is it the finals?

0:32.9

New years Eve

0:34.9

New year Eve New years Eve happy new years happy new year

0:39.7

Where's coming up his new years Eve?

0:43.3

But then you say happy new year. I think that's how it is

0:46.5

I don't know whatever I like to mispronounce things it makes people who are like marginally smart

0:51.8

Feel like they're geniuses actually the proper way to say it

0:56.2

Is the Stanley Cup final there's only one of them. Oh, thank you

1:03.2

fucking smarty cunt

1:06.2

So don't make any of a good insult smarty cunt. Yeah, I'm going with smarty cunt speaking of smarty cunts

1:14.0

Guess what we're doing guess what we're doing since this goddamn pandemic started

1:17.7

We're doing the Patriso Neal stand-up comedy benefit once again. It is back after a one-year layoff due to influenza

1:25.0

of the 2019 variety

1:29.8

What is it going to be January 18th at the New York City Center

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