Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 29th, 2018. What's going on?

All right. Well, this was a board. This would have been a boring Sunday because there was, you know, there's no football, right?

They got the, you got the week off in between the, between the Super Bowl and the champion shift games. They had the pro Bowl today, which was kind of cool.

Look like football in the future where they would get, you know, they'd start to tackle somebody and they're like, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

You know, I don't know if that's the concussion thing or the me too. I don't know what it is. He does not want you touching him. Do not throw him to the ground.

I have a special guest to live in up my Sunday there. Jesus, so one and only Todd Rex, but Christ sake. Todd, you're one of my favorite fucking people in this business and you're one of my favorite comedians.

So it is a pleasure. Do that. I feel that the feeling is mutual manager. You don't have to compliment me on this. One of my idols, man, dude, you are the silliest fucking dude.

You make me feel mature. That's what I like about you. Todd Rex, okay. Yes. Todd Rex, who checks off a lot of boxes in this day of caring. That's right. You do. I don't even know what that means.

I don't even know what it means either. I'm just trying to be progressive. You would think that somebody would come his fucking way and finally tap the magic wand on his head and make something happen and say Todd, you've been destroying at least three times as hard as 10 times of the fucking or whatever.

The math is all the fucking comics out there. I love working with you, but I hate following you. You fucking murder. Finally, this fucking asshole. He got himself a special that he's taping and he needs some people to come down and then you can, you know, go on and I can open for you. Make you sweat a little there. No, not a chance. All right. He's going to be at the satellite theater in silver like the satellite.

L.A. dot com for tickets. That's right. February 11th. You're going to be the one to show. It's a Sunday day, but you should come out there to support the. All right. Sunday, which is a week after the Super Bowl, right? Everybody knows. 730 and 930. Two shows. Two shows. Two shows. Two shows. So you're going to go out there. You fucking. You knocked the first one out. You go, all right. I got it. And then the next one. You just go off.

Cruz. Is that what you do? You do. You're like, you button. Make the first one's tightened up and then I spend the whole night trying to forget that I'm taping one.

Really? Start trying to think like, oh my God. I miss that tag. Fuck that need to be documented in the comedy universe. I just try to look at it like, all right. This is just.

I'm just documenting where my hour was on this night. And this is how it came out. And I want you to do that.

Because every night when you go up there, I don't know about you, but I mean, I'm constantly fucking up jokes are constantly leaving shit out and then it adds to something else.

Right. And I never think of it. Never think about it. Like I never thought to get you glass of water before you sat here for a fucking hour.

What an idiot. I'm going to have to pause here in a minute. But not good.

That's just how I had to do it that way. Just because I wanted to think about your. I wanted to ask you about your thought process because I was curious.

Like I know the night before. I'm going to be a wreck. You know, just thinking about it and make all the funny guys worry.

Hacks don't worry. Hacks are already fucking working on their next hacky hour. Yeah, they not even fucking nervous to just and they'll go off stage with this shitty material.

I'm like, dude, I fucking crushed. I crushed and every funny guy's like, I was a good guy. I do that every every time.

So I just really don't run about way complement to myself. I know I'm, you know, I got a way to go people. I got a beast. You wanted them to be beasts.

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