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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 1-24-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, 'stopping hate', and Canadian Dictators.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:06.0

January 24th. What's going on? How are you?

0:11.2

How's it going?

0:13.4

How are you? How's your sporting heart after this weekend of playoff football?

0:20.0

Jesus Christ. I'll tell you two weeks ago. It was a fucking snow fest.

0:25.0

Nothing but fucking blowouts.

0:30.0

This past last weekend, a weekend before this past weekend. I don't know how to say it. Not this weekend, the weekend before.

0:39.0

And this week, I mean, right now I got, it's the second quarter. And I got the fucking, the bills and the chiefs game on.

0:48.0

Right now. So if you were sleeping under a rock, you know, if you were quarantining to the, to the point you don't even fucking watch television because you're afraid someone on TV is going to breathe on you. This is what happened.

0:59.0

You lost Angelus Rams beat my second team, the Tom Brady Buckingears.

1:06.0

I was a tough one to watch.

1:09.0

I'm going to be a great player.

1:13.0

It was a Brady Buckingears. That was a tough one to watch.

1:18.0

That was a tough one to watch. That reminded me of when the giants would beat the Patriots. And it was like Tom Brady did his job.

1:28.0

And then the defense would just fucking let us down.

1:32.0

Well, maybe not the first one. I really think it was the Giants front four on that one. But like Tom in the end of the game drove down, got us the touchdown.

1:38.0

God has to touchdown. Okay. All you got to do is stop them and then they just let them go down the field. I don't fucking understand

1:46.5

How that goddamn safety waits till Cooper Cup is parallel with him

1:53.1

And he's not running full speed at that point like what are you doing the safety's not running full speed. He like

1:59.2

It's like one go out there one fucking thing don't let him get behind you

2:03.4

Yeah, don't let him I can't believe they weren't in the stupid prevent. I actually appreciate the fact that they were actually playing defense

2:11.7

But I don't know that I mean get fucking burned underneath

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