Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Bill rambles about the second staircase, the Epstein list, and birthday gifts.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.0 | Fuck it! January 22nd, 2024. What's going on, how are you? |
| 0:16.4 | Yeah, but I'm out in my fucking gay Raj out here |
| 0:19.9 | and my fucking TV, first of all, |
| 0:21.2 | has been fucked up for like a year. |
| 0:24.2 | You know, I never get around to call on the fucking guy because I don't want to, I just don't |
| 0:27.6 | want to deal with it. |
| 0:28.6 | So now here it is, there's a playoff, playoff game right now is happening. The Lions against Tampa Bay Buccaneers. |
| 0:35.4 | 17 10th great fucking game. Okay, Lions had the momentum. All right, Buccaneers come |
| 0:42.2 | back tie it up at the half, lines are now up by seven. |
| 0:46.0 | Fucking pass interference call, here come the bucks, right? |
| 0:50.8 | Go out to my fucking garage and oh my God the cable actually works. You know it's |
| 0:55.0 | fucking hilarious? The only channel that's coming in I swear to God is the |
| 0:58.8 | QVC channel on up. Like I can't even get network fucking TV on this thing. I literally was just |
| 1:08.3 | hopping mad. Screaming, are you fucking kidding me? |
| 1:15.0 | I was so livid I had to hit mute because I couldn't listen to this Larry Hagman looking |
| 1:18.9 | shithead talking about this fucking pot like he was actually excited about it |
| 1:24.7 | it next to this other woman so that's where i'm at so i don't know what's going on with |
| 1:28.0 | the playoffs i did watch |
| 1:30.6 | uh... as much as i could of yesterday's games. |
| 1:36.8 | I had the Ravens and I had the 49ers to cover. |
| 1:40.1 | Both lay in 9. |
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