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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2018

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids and self preservation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr in his time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, January 22nd, 2018. What's going on? How are you?

0:09.0

How are you? How's it going? How's it going? Alright, alright.

0:13.0

Let's just get right down to it. The New England Patriots.

0:19.0

I go into the Super Bowl again. Super Bowl. Unfucking believable. How many times can they win games like that? It's incredible.

0:28.0

I thought the officiating was great. Well, everything was great. Fantastic. I liked how it all washed out.

0:38.0

I really enjoyed that referee laughing his ass off after we scored a touchdown that was tremendous.

0:44.0

I love everybody who saw that ref crack it up laughing, which you are not supposed to do, by the way, as a referee.

0:51.0

And that guy will definitely get disciplined because what happens is every mouth breath and more and goes, look, the game's fixed. He's laughing because they just, you know, like, which I understand that is the knee jerk reaction.

1:04.0

But think about what you're saying. Alright, let's just say for the sake of argument that referee was was on the take.

1:14.0

Alright, which, you know, God knows I always said that about the NBA and then they caught that fucking guy and everybody said I was nuts.

1:21.0

Alright, put yourself in that guy's position. Alright, judging by his age, he probably, I'm going to assume he had a wife and kids.

1:29.0

He's got a mortgage. He's got a house and he's risking all of that and his freedom to fix an NFL game. Put yourself in that position.

1:41.0

Are you going to be laughing when the team scores or are you going to be fucking stone faced? Are you really going to be sitting there going?

1:48.0

Yeah, guys, just like we fucking said, you know, so I'm hoping the NFL films will come out just to hear what, what, whatever Patriots said that made him laugh because he's going to get in trouble for that because that open this floodgate.

2:03.0

Everybody was just saying like, um, look at all the penalties on this side. I still don't like to take you tack pass and deferring stuff.

2:12.0

However, having said all of that, you know, I think the Jaguar's defense was a little overrated.

2:21.0

Everybody kept talking about how fucking great their defense was and completely ignored that the week before they gave up 42 fucking points to the Steelers and the playoffs.

2:32.0

When it counted, everyone just kept talking about how great their fucking defense is that the only reason why nobody really fucking brought that up was because they fucking their offense scored 45 points.

2:50.0

So I don't know, I don't know what the fuck to tell you about that great Jaguar defense. They also played in a week division. They beat the Colts twice. That's why I don't, this is my deal.

3:04.0

Okay, I'm not saying they don't have a they actually do have a great defense, but they're young and they do dumb things like take stupid penalties right before the half.

3:15.0

When the home team, whose favorite is only scored three points, that fucking helmet to helmet hit by the way stupid fucking penalty, big chunk of yards, and then you take a fucking bonehead pass interference call on the next play.

3:31.0

And you basically give the Patriots a touchdown. You give them fucking hope. And then also your great defense gives up two touchdowns in the final fucking six minutes.

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