Monday Morning Podcast 1-14-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2019
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on it's Bill burn it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday January 13th |
| 0:08.0 | 2018 what's going on how why yeah? |
| 0:12.8 | How's it going I know I know I'm late I know I'm fucking late |
| 0:17.7 | Like your girlfriend after prom night. Oh Jesus |
| 0:22.6 | Sorry for the bad joke there's gonna be a lot of bad jokes on this. This is oh Billy jet lag |
| 0:26.8 | All right, you know remember buddy love and fucking |
| 0:31.5 | The nutty professor |
| 0:33.5 | You know it was a cooler version of him. I'm not cool on any level |
| 0:37.9 | So it just becomes worse versions of me and today you're gonna be listening to oh Billy jet lag |
| 0:43.5 | It's 541 in the morning and I've been up for the last two hours |
| 0:49.8 | You know, I'm on yeah, I'm on I'm back in LA |
| 0:52.6 | I'm going going back back to Billy Billy |
| 0:57.9 | I'm all American Billy again |
| 1:00.8 | And I'm so glad to be back in a country that likes Donald Trump, you know |
| 1:06.0 | It's about time and I know there's a few Hollywood people out here that are trying to make it seem |
| 1:11.7 | Like there's a bunch of people out there that don't care for Donald Trump and it's just simply not the case |
| 1:19.4 | The guy has the highest approval rating of any president ever |
| 1:26.3 | He has a higher approval rating than |
| 1:29.3 | Then dictators where people are afraid to say they don't like him. This is all true stuff |
| 1:34.7 | You know it's funny as he will quote this podcast as a as a fat as a fact to say that shit about himself |
| 1:42.3 | All right, I thought I could do my podcast with my mouth Guardian. I can't do it hang on a second hang on a second |
| 1:48.5 | All right, I'm back. I know you guys are thinking like Jesus Christ bill you're 50 years old you still have a mouth guard |
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