Monday Morning Podcast 1-13-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2020
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Bill rambles about the playoffs, illuminati television, and fatties.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday January |
| 0:07.1 | 13th |
| 0:09.1 | 2020 |
| 0:12.2 | Jesus Christ I gotta make sure I'm quiet man. I'm in this fucking hotel room and there's walls a thin |
| 0:17.6 | All right, and there's been some fucking kugas |
| 0:21.4 | next door been fucking |
| 0:23.4 | I don't know what they've been doing, but they've been up all fucking nights, so I feel like they're sleeping later some shit |
| 0:31.1 | So I gotta I gotta have my inside voice here |
| 0:34.5 | I'm still in New Orleans. It is Sunday night when I'm doing this |
| 0:38.6 | It's right before half time and the packers are beating my Super Bowl |
| 0:44.1 | prediction |
| 0:46.1 | Sneaky peat in the Seattle Seahawks 20 to 3 |
| 0:49.6 | and I am going to the fucking national championship game tonight and I just found out that |
| 0:59.0 | President Trump is also going which means this is gonna be a motherfucker trying to get into the venue so |
| 1:05.1 | Figure if we get there about 19 hours early after all the patdowns and all of that shit |
| 1:09.9 | You know if I was for president, I wouldn't go to games. I'm like this is gonna lose me votes. I'm like this is gonna lose me votes |
| 1:19.5 | Red and circus just let the fucking common people go down there get hammered you know do a little bit of line dance |
| 1:26.4 | They need a couple of fucking pray leans again. No, no, they gotta go down to the fucking game |
| 1:32.7 | Let me ask you question all right, then this isn't like partisan politics here |
| 1:36.4 | What the fuck is a president going to a goddamn game for don't you have like a next level flat screen TV that you can literally |
| 1:44.1 | Stick your head into and look around the fucking arena. You're the president |
| 1:49.2 | you know I |
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