Welcome to Monday Morning Murder in the News with Alyssa Carroll.

Good morning heathens and happy murder in the news Monday that I've been releasing every single

Monday morning because the rest of the regular news is just hot scary garbage and you

know you'd rather be hearing me and my bullshit anyway. I collect news articles

along with articles sent to me by you, my beloved, and others.

So thank you for submitting.

Unlike my regular podcasts that I write out in its entirety before I record, this is unscripted and I don't read the articles past the headlines

ahead of time so you and I can react together.

It's like we're having breakfast together as I read you the paper, okay, but a much more interesting

newspaper.

So let's go.

So our first article comes from CBS News.com. Title reads, NYPD, family of four found stabbed to death in

apartment on Upper West Side. So you guys in New York were actually super good at telling me, at least two of you were really good at telling me just how bad that one part of Brooklyn is.

So now I want you guys to let me know what the Upper West side.

Because I think those of us who don't live anywhere near there,

we think the Upper East side is the Fancy Side, Upper West Side,

let me know, I'm curious. So again, coming out of New York, right? The NYPD

is investigating the deaths of a family of four on the Upper West side. Police said a man and a woman ages 41 and 40, along with their children,

ages 3 and 1, were found stabbed to death inside their apartment at 328 West 86th Street following a wellness check on

Monday afternoon.

CBS New York spoke to heartbroken and perplexed residents. The father who died grew up in

the building. He was the superintendent and his father was the super

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