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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, May 9th 2022 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that wants to know if he’s an A-hole for ordering pizza at a wedding reception, accidentally drinking from someone’s dip spit bottle, a guy that almost strangled his penis with a metal nut, too much...

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:33.2

Hello, it's a Monday morning, the ninth day of May and you're with Dave and Chuck the freak.

0:41.8

A couple of, uh, am I the A holes to start?

0:47.1

All right.

0:47.6

This Monday morning that we spotted online.

0:50.7

The first one here is, uh, happened at a wedding.

0:54.8

Says this past weekend, things went south while at his friends wedding.

1:01.0

A dude decided to do something that's got him in some hot water.

1:06.7

The guy has been friends with the bride, Sarah, for a couple of decades.

1:12.0

When he asked about food, he was told there would be a vegetarian menu, which he had no

1:16.2

issues with, but he needed to know because food was necessary, I guess, for the anxiety

1:22.5

medication this guy takes.

1:26.0

The issue came when it was learned about the size of the meals.

1:30.5

The entire dinner consisted of a side salad, a side of corn and a side of broccoli.

1:38.8

What?

1:39.8

Mark City, baby.

1:40.8

I show up to a wedding.

1:43.9

That is saving some dough though.

1:45.4

And I get a side salad.

1:47.1

A side corn and a side of broccoli.

1:51.8

Since the wedding party had to be present before the ceremony, he said a minimum eight hour

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