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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, May 18th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Summary

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 EMAIL: Uncle accidentally sent pic oh himself in ladies' underwear

0:10 EMAIL: After a threesome gone bad, he needed to get jerked, went to a rub & tug

0:23 Lady set up a test to see if her boyfriend is actually showering

0:31   NEWS

0:31 Mid-air jet collision at an airshow

0:35 Guy had to evacuate his family after a plane crashed into his house

0:38 Fishermen rescued from the ocean

0:42 Shopping frenzy over a new Swatch pocket watch

0:48 TikTok trend where people are driving trucks through farms

0:52 Firefighters had to help get a young kid's head unstuck from a banister

0:57   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:57 Listener saw guy who looked like Chuck DJing 

1:04   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:04 NBA MVP awards/NBA and NHL playoffs update

1:06 Aaron Rogers signs another 1-year deal

1:08 Pamela Anderson and Tom Cruise appear to be an item

1:11 David Hasselhoff seen appearing frail and thin

1:17 Sydney Sweeney once considered getting a breast reduction procedure

1:20 Survivor: Greece had to be stopped after a contestant nearly lost their leg

1:24 Michael Jackson movie had another great weekend at the box office

1:28 Pedro Pascal surprised people on rides at Disneyland

1:30 Exhibit with artifacts from serial killers

1:35   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:35   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

1:35 Guy on parole busted with drugs, blew some in the cop's face

1:39 Flight was diverted due to a passenger's violent outburst

1:58 Update on the fast food employee who was seen putting fries in their mouth before serving them

2:00 Pilot got caught in flirty moment with his air traffic controller wife

2:02 Male cleave is becoming a thing

2:07 Procedure that uses the belly fat of a deceased person to enhance your dong

2:16 How many people never lock the bathroom door

2:23   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:23 Delivery robot knocked a man off his bike

2:29 Family ordered an urn from Amazon, arrived with ashes already inside

2:37 Giant lizard jumped into a guy's pool

2:40 Crocodile shocked models who were doing underwater photoshoot

2:42 Wrong number lead to unlikely friendship between an old guy and a younger woman

2:46   JUNK FOOD ROUNDUP

2:47 Spam dog

2:49 Asparagus ice cream

2:50 Cracker infused with wasps

2:53   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:53   NEWS

2:53 Guy in a bunny costume chased kids

2:59 Woman crushed a stick to chase off a home intruder

3:04   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:04 ChatGPT will now connect to some users' financial accounts

3:06 Snacks that are and are not acceptable in carryon luggage

3:10 Birdwatching helps to keep your mind short

3:16   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:16   BITCH'S TRIPPIN'

3:16 Woman shot and killed her husband because he was annoying her

  END OF SHOW


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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's a Monday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:02.1

And coming up first out of the gate, a uncle makes a panties confession to his whole family.

0:08.3

Oh, God, that could be really weird.

0:10.2

It is not the text you want to receive.

0:12.2

Then a guy had a failed threesome and thanks us for leading him right down the path to a rub and tug.

0:19.7

Wait a second now, Dave. That is an hour fault. In fact, he says, thank you, Dave and Chuck, for the hand job. If you're a good enough fan, we'll do whatever it takes. Yeah, it's not the first time for that. A Baywatch update, and I did get a little graphic telling Ryan what we did when we used to watch.

0:37.9

You sure did.

0:38.8

You looked him right in the eyes and told him.

0:40.4

A douchebag blows fentanyl on a cop.

0:43.0

A mid-air meltdown.

0:45.7

I also went through an Asian phase.

0:48.2

Who knew?

0:49.1

Who knew?

0:50.2

That we get into.

0:51.2

Well, I knew about one of your Asian phases.

0:54.0

Massachusetts McDonald's worker is a real bitch, and she faces charges.

0:58.4

You'll find out why.

0:59.9

A dead man's dong.

1:02.0

You can get it.

1:04.1

Give it to me.

1:05.0

Give it to me, Dave.

1:06.1

And should you tell your lady about it?

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