Monday, May 18th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 201 minutes
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Summary
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 EMAIL: Uncle accidentally sent pic oh himself in ladies' underwear
0:10 EMAIL: After a threesome gone bad, he needed to get jerked, went to a rub & tug
0:23 Lady set up a test to see if her boyfriend is actually showering
0:31 NEWS
0:31 Mid-air jet collision at an airshow
0:35 Guy had to evacuate his family after a plane crashed into his house
0:38 Fishermen rescued from the ocean
0:42 Shopping frenzy over a new Swatch pocket watch
0:48 TikTok trend where people are driving trucks through farms
0:52 Firefighters had to help get a young kid's head unstuck from a banister
0:57 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:57 Listener saw guy who looked like Chuck DJing
1:04 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:04 NBA MVP awards/NBA and NHL playoffs update
1:06 Aaron Rogers signs another 1-year deal
1:08 Pamela Anderson and Tom Cruise appear to be an item
1:11 David Hasselhoff seen appearing frail and thin
1:17 Sydney Sweeney once considered getting a breast reduction procedure
1:20 Survivor: Greece had to be stopped after a contestant nearly lost their leg
1:24 Michael Jackson movie had another great weekend at the box office
1:28 Pedro Pascal surprised people on rides at Disneyland
1:30 Exhibit with artifacts from serial killers
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1:35 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
1:35 Guy on parole busted with drugs, blew some in the cop's face
1:39 Flight was diverted due to a passenger's violent outburst
1:58 Update on the fast food employee who was seen putting fries in their mouth before serving them
2:00 Pilot got caught in flirty moment with his air traffic controller wife
2:02 Male cleave is becoming a thing
2:07 Procedure that uses the belly fat of a deceased person to enhance your dong
2:16 How many people never lock the bathroom door
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2:23 Delivery robot knocked a man off his bike
2:29 Family ordered an urn from Amazon, arrived with ashes already inside
2:37 Giant lizard jumped into a guy's pool
2:40 Crocodile shocked models who were doing underwater photoshoot
2:42 Wrong number lead to unlikely friendship between an old guy and a younger woman
2:46 JUNK FOOD ROUNDUP
2:47 Spam dog
2:49 Asparagus ice cream
2:50 Cracker infused with wasps
2:53 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:53 NEWS
2:53 Guy in a bunny costume chased kids
2:59 Woman crushed a stick to chase off a home intruder
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3:04 ChatGPT will now connect to some users' financial accounts
3:06 Snacks that are and are not acceptable in carryon luggage
3:10 Birdwatching helps to keep your mind short
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3:16 BITCH'S TRIPPIN'
3:16 Woman shot and killed her husband because he was annoying her
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's a Monday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
| 0:02.1 | And coming up first out of the gate, a uncle makes a panties confession to his whole family. |
| 0:08.3 | Oh, God, that could be really weird. |
| 0:10.2 | It is not the text you want to receive. |
| 0:12.2 | Then a guy had a failed threesome and thanks us for leading him right down the path to a rub and tug. |
| 0:19.7 | Wait a second now, Dave. That is an hour fault. In fact, he says, thank you, Dave and Chuck, for the hand job. If you're a good enough fan, we'll do whatever it takes. Yeah, it's not the first time for that. A Baywatch update, and I did get a little graphic telling Ryan what we did when we used to watch. |
| 0:37.9 | You sure did. |
| 0:38.8 | You looked him right in the eyes and told him. |
| 0:40.4 | A douchebag blows fentanyl on a cop. |
| 0:43.0 | A mid-air meltdown. |
| 0:45.7 | I also went through an Asian phase. |
| 0:48.2 | Who knew? |
| 0:49.1 | Who knew? |
| 0:50.2 | That we get into. |
| 0:51.2 | Well, I knew about one of your Asian phases. |
| 0:54.0 | Massachusetts McDonald's worker is a real bitch, and she faces charges. |
| 0:58.4 | You'll find out why. |
| 0:59.9 | A dead man's dong. |
| 1:02.0 | You can get it. |
| 1:04.1 | Give it to me. |
| 1:05.0 | Give it to me, Dave. |
| 1:06.1 | And should you tell your lady about it? |
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