Monday, May 13th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 196 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Northern Lights seen all over USA this weekend, most stressful tourist traps and most relaxing tourist spots, woman held at gunpoint by cops after cop enters wrong plate number, update on woman found living inside grocery store sign, coffee shop owner installed hidden cam in his bathroom, auto theft suspect caught because she couldn’t figure out stick shift, teen says Panera’s charged lemonade put him in the ICU, McDonald’s is lowering prices, Planet Fitness raising prices for new members, man sets record for oldest person to tandem skydive, Jason killed a spider with a shoe, NBA and NHL playoffs, NCAA Football video game, Cubs had 6 consecutive hitters get RBIs without even swinging the bat, fan followed Evander Holyfield after refusing to sign autograph, Steve Buscemi was attacked randomly on NYC street, Netflix being criticized over fully erect penis on TV show, Gavin Rossdale dating woman who looks like Gwen Stefani, Planet Of The Apes opening weekend, things in American movies non-Americans don’t understand, tipped over portable toilet with woman and daughter inside, porch pirates stealing packages right out of people’s hands, postal worker caught racing a Mustang in her postal vehicle, man steals woman’s boat, naked man breaks into house, owner of body modification club aired live castrations, woman’s jaw got stuck open after yawn, man jailed for using thousands of phones to fake viewers and traffic on his live streams, man who started the dress that broke the internet strangled his wife, guy shoots stepmom when she tried to hug him during high school graduation, woman rented car and got charged an extra $9K, couple think they found part of a UFO on their farm, AI dating apps, AI cloning voices to scam, Welch’s getting into canned cocktail business, man spits on Walmart employee after argument, man gets flesh eating bacteria walking on the beach, portal in Times Square shows 24/7 live stream between NYC and Dublin, average American needs to spend 67 minutes outside per day to feel refreshed, man assaults police officer with block of cheese, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Fleet. I would feel like this is like a montage from an 80s movie this music it's because it's Genesis. Oh it's Ghost's version of
0:26.8	a Genesis song so that's what takes so that's what it is yeah you're picking up on that. It's triggered my 80s nostalgia senses.
0:36.0	Yep. Tingling. But it did take me back for a second.
0:40.0	Hey, how you doing? It is a Monday. it is the 13th day of May. Thanks for joining us on
0:45.6	Dave and Chuck the freak Andy Green is out sick today. Millions of Americans got
0:50.1	to see the Northern Lights this weekend at least kind of okay can I say this we
0:56.4	do a show we inform people about everything that's happening in the world try to
1:00.3	anyway yes I mean you know the real fun stuff not the stupid stuff yeah
1:05.0	this was totally off my radar well we didn't talk about it at all no on the
1:11.0	show I woke up Saturday morning to 8 million pictures on social media of the Northern Lights
1:17.7	and was like, how did I not know about this?
1:20.6	You're not watching a lot of astronomy videos? I'm not. No. No. Yeah. I just I heard about the
1:26.3	storm and then but everything that they were saying was that the night it seems like we all got good photos of it was Friday was
1:35.0	was Friday and that was supposed to be like the not as good day but then
1:40.0	and then and Saturday yeah well depending on where you were like the clouds were kind of moving out.
1:45.0	And but I found the I found the phenomenon less appealing the next night. I think everybody did. I think it must have
1:56.0	hit stronger during the day when it was bright here. So... I'm upset that I missed it
2:01.6	because I was I wanted to travel to the Northern Lights but they came to me and no no one told me
2:06.2	Well someone I saw someone treat that least it was going to Iceland for God.
2:10.1	Yeah, I was like I listen I'll travel for I just Right here I was like where can I go I'll travel for it I just I was sleeping yeah I just saw
2:17.4	I saw someone
2:18.8	damn Lisa Luck that's my luck
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