David Chuck the free.

All right. Hey, good morning to you here on a Monday. It is 616.

You've got David Chuck the freak.

The headline of the email that came in over the weekend. Was she rubbing me on

purpose? If she's touching you, it's on purpose. Yeah. Well, well, let me read it and

decide again. Okay. Remember you know where they're rubbing email at Dave and

Chuck the freak dot com. So this guy said I was getting a haircut the other day.

As I was in the chair, the woman was to my right cutting my hair.

But she rested her Vajay J on my elbow. That wasn't planned. Yeah. No, that's hair cutting.

Well, I just stayed motionless, but she stayed in that position rubbing.

What are you doing? Rubbing the rubbing Vajin. I'm rubbing elbows. She stayed in that position,

rubbing up against my elbow for a good 90 seconds. Did you know what was happening?

Was she flirting with me or is that just what happened? I don't think she was flirting with

you. Hair cutting is different because you're in weird spots and your arms are usually underneath

like a they can't see where your arms are. Yeah, she might have thought that was part of the chair.

I doubt it. I feel like if we much into it. That's not desperate.

Do it. Yeah. Pretty sure that I'm sick at the barber. I think she might have sex with my elbow.

Yeah. So that means we're girlfriend and boyfriend now. Women won't operate that way.

Usually they'll talk to you. Yeah. Just one rub off against us. Exactly.

Yeah. There's a conversation that takes place. You should know like flirt. Yeah.

Like you should know like this girl isn't like nice to me and then all of a sudden she

touches you. Then you. Well, yeah. If she's really nice to you. That's the. Well, that's part of

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