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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, June 1st 2020 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2020

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a dating app that checks to make sure you’re not related, weekend protests that took place across the country, monkeys that stole COVID-19 samples from a lab, a celebrity planning to build an underground escape...

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0:00.0

Well, hey there. Good morning to you on a Monday, the first day of June. Thanks for

0:24.2

being with us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak, after an absolutely insane weekend in the

0:28.2

world. Yeah. Yeah. Especially in America. We'll talk about that in depth, of course, later

0:35.5

on when we get to the news, the protests and looting and violence all over the country.

0:43.0

But that's not what we're here mainly to do. Right. We're here to kind of take your mind

0:47.8

off stuff and entertain heads up. Lisa way is off today just because 2020 sucks great

0:54.8

big balls in every way. She fell and broke her wrist fractured her wrist. So when she

1:01.6

was working out sucks. So she has a, I guess a temporary cast now and then tomorrow they're

1:08.4

going to put on something more permanent, but she's in quite a bit of pain. So what are

1:11.7

she like to sign her cast? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. It has to be the penis you

1:19.4

drawn. I wouldn't match her outfit. She doesn't want to look like markers, which you can

1:23.7

call her in the penis, the match whatever outfit she's going to wear. She really probably

1:26.7

doesn't want to look like a fifth grader. She looks so cool though. You know, I mean,

1:33.5

I do really cool alien. I'm I cast when I broke my wrist. Do people that are old have

1:42.8

people sign their stuff? No, they should know. I didn't think adults. I don't think

1:49.3

adults. Like I've never heard of it. I don't think adults get their cast sign, but I'm

1:54.3

assuming that some do. I would have my right. Yes. Then I don't classify you as a full

2:03.1

adult though. I might not. That's a good thing. That's a positive. You're just a young

2:10.7

young heart. Young at heart. Maybe if you knew you were going to get it taken off like, say

2:18.1

you knew you were getting it taken off on Wednesday. So you have a signature on it for a couple

2:23.1

days. That's it. What a waste. I know. What a waste is sharpie. I know. I guess people

2:30.1

wouldn't do it. I'm going to work up a design like a tattoo artist, but I'm going to pitch

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