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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, June 14th 2021 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2021

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk the words states have to Google how to spell the most, a petition to get Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa, “Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide” production halted by explosive diarrhea, a lobster fisherman that survived being...

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:09.6

Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:32.3

Hi there. Good morning on a Monday, the 14th day of June. You are with Dave and Chuck

0:39.6

the Freak. Ready how to bad start to the day on a Monday? What happened? Well I'm an idiot.

0:45.1

That's what happened. I put the hose in the pool yesterday. Left that cranked up. What

0:52.5

I always do. What I always do. Because I'm Dave and I'm generally well organized.

0:56.6

I set an alarm on my phone. It goes off. It says Dave turn off pool hose. Something came

1:03.0

up yesterday. Forgot to set that alarm. I am literally like around the corner from the

1:06.9

station. I'm like the pool. It's been on since about four o'clock yesterday. Is it still

1:12.6

on or did you go back? I didn't go back because I thought it was just still on.

1:16.6

Yeah. There's nothing. No, no, I called Amber. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:21.1

Other people are there. Okay. Of course it's my wife 14 times. Yeah. Yeah. Between the

1:26.8

house full. We still have a landline. Yeah. I thought at least that'll get her up. No.

1:31.2

I'm hope I'm never in trouble early in the morning. I will have to call one of you guys.

1:34.7

Maybe one of your kids. Oh my god. I texted both of them too. Just in the hopes. If I

1:40.6

just go into bed. Yeah. They're just asleep. James, if you get a call at 4 a.m. I'm something's

1:45.7

happened to me. Go ahead and call. I'll be awake. I'll be. I'll actually answer the phone.

1:49.8

I'll be more than your own family does. Next of kin. James Campbell. Yeah. Exactly.

1:53.9

You can actually answer the phone. Put me down on all the paperwork too. Yeah. I will.

1:57.6

Make sure they treat you right in your after life. Okay. So yeah. Amber said it's like literally

2:04.2

right at the top. Oh, so you didn't flood though. Oh, that's good. Oh, no, but that's still like.

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